Lila-isms

Byron: "If you don't lay down so we can change your diaper, you're going to go to time out."

Lila, walking toward her room: "Time out!" She shuts the door.

Time to find a new method of punishment.

Lila playing in the bushes on our way home from the pool: "Bye bye Mommy!"

Ashley: "Come on Lila, let's go right now. Time to go home."

Lila, continuing to wave good bye: "Bye Daddy, See ya yayta Daddy, bye bye Daddy."

Repeat for 10 minutes, then repeat on every walk we ever go on, ever

Oh and also repeat if she's doing her business. "Bye bye, see ya yayta" is our clue it will be time to change a diaper in a few minutes.

Driving in the car, pop in a Taylor Swift CD, after literally 3 notes Lila says: "Taya Swift!"

Quite a memory!

Lila: "I wanna watch Nemo."

Ashley: "Not right now honey."

Lila: "Just one Nemo mommy."

Ashley: "Maybe later."

Lila: "One Nemo mommy, please just one Nemo. One Nemo mommy, one Nemo. One Nemo mommy... (on and on and on and on and on)."

Shamu has been officially replaced.

Lila's friend Janey who LOVES babies comes over to hug Miles.

Lila, rushing over in a psychotic rage: "MY MILES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Repeat every time we hang out with Janey and her mom.